Mustache Types
Walrus
The Walrus: a majestic mustache that defies the laws of physics and good taste. It's a thick, black, and menacingly wide, like the malevolent grin of a sea captain with a vendetta against your face.
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Did you know?
- The Walrus is said to have been worn by the great pirate, Captain Mustachius the Third.
- It's been known to intimidate the local cat population with its sheer bristliness.
